February 27, 2006

Another Search Phrase 

I can't let this go unpunished: a jolly good fellow from California using AOL googled for the phrase

"italian beliefs regarding rain"

You know, being stupid and born-again-pagan Europeans we believe that rain is the piss of the Sky God. When there is a drought first we pray and do ritual dances; if it persists we sacrifice virgins. Due to a shortage of virgins, the Chief Shaman declared that any woman who has had less than five partners excluding other women will do. Or we'll practice a ritual abortion, so we'll have both the fun and utility.

To make rain cease in case of floods, we burn a witch or a sorcerer or a Jew at the stake instead.

Or if we cannot be bothered with all this, we watch the weather on TV or look on the Internet.


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