February 27, 2006
Another Search Phrase
I can't let this go unpunished: a jolly good fellow from California using AOL googled for the phrase
"italian beliefs regarding rain"
You know, being stupid and born-again-pagan Europeans we believe that rain is the piss of the Sky God. When there is a drought first we pray and do ritual dances; if it persists we sacrifice virgins. Due to a shortage of virgins, the Chief Shaman declared that any woman who has had less than five partners excluding other women will do. Or we'll practice a ritual abortion, so we'll have both the fun and utility.
To make rain cease in case of floods, we burn a witch or a sorcerer or a Jew at the stake instead.
Or if we cannot be bothered with all this, we watch the weather on TV or look on the Internet.
"italian beliefs regarding rain"
You know, being stupid and born-again-pagan Europeans we believe that rain is the piss of the Sky God. When there is a drought first we pray and do ritual dances; if it persists we sacrifice virgins. Due to a shortage of virgins, the Chief Shaman declared that any woman who has had less than five partners excluding other women will do. Or we'll practice a ritual abortion, so we'll have both the fun and utility.
To make rain cease in case of floods, we burn a witch or a sorcerer or a Jew at the stake instead.
Or if we cannot be bothered with all this, we watch the weather on TV or look on the Internet.
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